branler

to wobble, to shake, to masturbate, to jerk off

b ʁ ɑ̃ . l e
branl to wobble, to shake + er Infinitive
verb Rare #31,954
to wobble, to shake
FR: La table commence à branler.
EN: The table is starting to wobble.
to masturbate, to jerk off Vulgar/slang.
FR: Il a été surpris en train de branler.
EN: He was caught jerking off.
Conjugation of branler
Indicative present
SingularPlural
First branle
Second branles
Third branle
Subjunctive present
SingularPlural
First branle
Second branles
Third branle
Imperative
SingularPlural
Second branle
branler

Tous les mecs qui l'ont vue ont dû aller se branler.

Every guy who saw her must have gone off to masturbate.

— Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Qu'est-ce que t'en as à branler?

What the fuck do you care?

— Les Affranchis (1990)

Je pourrais peut-être te branler, ça mettrait fin à tout ça.

Maybe I could jerk you off, that would put an end to all this.

— Rushmore (1998)

Franchement, est-ce que c'est un crime de se branler?

Honestly, is masturbating a crime?

— Memories of Murder (2003)

Oui, me voir toute nue, puis vous branler.

Yes, to see me completely naked, then to jerk you off.

— Y tu mamá también (2001)

Tu t'es fait branler récemment?

Have you gotten a handjob recently?

— Rushmore (1998)

C'est pour ça que je suis obligé de me branler.

That's why I have to jerk off.

Tu voulais te branler en pensant aux filles que tu as tuées, non?

You wanted to jerk off thinking about the girls you killed, didn't you?

— Memories of Murder (2003)

Je vais me branler.

I'm going to masturbate.

— Plus fort que moi (2025)

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