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branler

to masturbate, to jerk someone off

b ʁ ɑ̃ . l e
branl to masturbate + er Infinitive
verb Rare #28,668
to masturbate Vulgar when used in this sexual sense.
FR: Il aime se branler.
EN: He likes to masturbate.
to jerk someone off Vulgar.
FR: Elle va le branler.
EN: She’s going to jerk him off.
Conjugation of branler
Indicative present
SingularPlural
First branle —
Second branles —
Third branle —
Subjunctive present
SingularPlural
First branle —
Second branles —
Third branle —
Imperative
SingularPlural
Second branle —
branler
Past
branlé

Qu'est-ce que t'en as à branler ?

What the fuck do you care?

— Les Affranchis (1990)

Tu t'es fait branler récemment ?

Have you gotten a handjob recently?

— Rushmore (1998)

J'aime encore mieux me branler !

I’d rather jerk off!

— A Bad Son (1980)

Je vais derrière, "me faire branler à poil par la femme que tu aimes."

I’m going out back to get jerked off naked by the woman you love.

— Rushmore (1998)

Je vais me branler.

I'm going to masturbate.

— Plus fort que moi (2025)

C'est pour ça que je suis obligé de me branler.

That's why I have to jerk off.

Oui, me voir toute nue, puis vous branler.

Yes, to see me completely naked, then to jerk you off.

— Y tu mamá también (2001)

Tu voulais te branler en pensant aux filles que tu as tuées, non ?

You wanted to jerk off thinking about the girls you killed, didn't you?

— Memories of Murder (2003)

À te branler.

To jerk yourself off.

— Tesis (1996)

Franchement, est-ce que c'est un crime de se branler ?

Honestly, is masturbating a crime?

— Memories of Murder (2003)

Je pourrais peut-être te branler, ça mettrait fin à tout ça.

Maybe I could jerk you off, that would put an end to all this.

— Rushmore (1998)

Tu fais que te branler ?

Do you just masturbate?

— Irreversible (2002)

Tous les mecs qui l'ont vue ont dû aller se branler.

Every guy who saw her must have gone off to masturbate.

— Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Ouais, mais c'est pas le temps de se faire branler, Joe.

Yeah, but this isn’t the time to get jerked off, Joe.

— Idiocracy (2006)

Sounds similar to

brûler b ʁ y . l e brûlé b ʁ y . l e branché b ʁ ɑ̃ . ʃ e brûlée b ʁ y . l e brancher b ʁ ɑ̃ . ʃ e