je branle

wobbles, shakes, masturbates, jerks off

b ʁ ɑ̃ l → branler
branl to wobble, to shake + e Present/subjunctive ending for je/il; tu command
verb · first singular · present indicative Rare #22,295
wobbles, shakes
FR: La table branle quand je la touche.
EN: The table wobbles when I touch it.
masturbates, jerks off Vulgar/slang.
FR: Il branle dans sa chambre.
EN: He masturbates in his room.
Conjugation of branler
Indicative present
SingularPlural
First branle
Second branles
Third branle
Subjunctive present
SingularPlural
First branle
Second branles
Third branle
Imperative
SingularPlural
Second branle

Je me branle.

I jerk off.

— Le Loup de Wall Street (2013)

Si je me branle?

If I masturbate?

— Le Loup de Wall Street (2013)

Qu'est-ce qu'on branle, maintenant?

What are we going to do now?

Qu'est-ce qu'il branle?

What's he up to?

Il peut dormir il veut, je m'en branle.

He can sleep wherever he wants; I don't give a damn.

— Les Visiteurs (1993)

Alors, pourquoi mon cul branle?

So, why is my ass wobbling?

— Day Watch (2006)

Donc je m'en branle, qu'il ait été promu.

So I don't give a damn that he got promoted.

— The Rip (2026)

Je m’en branle.

I don't give a fuck.

On s'en branle des autres.

We don't give a damn about the others.

— Parasite (2019)

Je m'en branle.

I don't give a fuck.

— Bullet Train (2022)

Va aux toilettes et branle-toi à toute occasion.

Go to the toilet and masturbate at every opportunity.

— Le Loup de Wall Street (2013)

Je couche une fois au premier rencard et je ne branle qu'une fois.

I have sex once on the first date, and I only jerk off once.

— The Big Sick (2017)

Je veux pas connaître ton chagrin, je m'en branle.

I don't want to know about your sorrow—I don't give a fuck.

— Do the Right Thing (1989)

Moi, je me branle au moins deux fois par jour.

I masturbate at least twice a day.

— Le Loup de Wall Street (2013)

Qu'est-ce qu'il branle, ton gars?

What's your guy up to?

On s'en branle!

We don't give a damn!

— Les Affranchis (1990)

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