se te ocurre

it occurs to you

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phrase Common #7,878
it occurs to you Often used in questions like “¿Cómo se te ocurre…?” to express surprise or disapproval: “How could you think of…?”
SP: ¿Se te ocurre alguna idea?
EN: Can you think of any ideas?

¿Qué otra cosa se te ocurre?

What else can you think of?

— Argentina 1985 (2022)

Puta madre, ¿con esos pinches cabrones cómo se te ocurre meterte?

For fuck’s sake, how could you even think of getting involved with those fucking assholes?

— Amores perros (2000)

Cómo se te ocurre molestarme a estas horas.

How could you possibly bother me at this hour?

— Una historia china de fantasmas (1987)

¿Con esos pinches cabrones cómo se te ocurre meterte?

How could you even think of getting involved with those damn assholes?

— Amores perros (2000)

Pero si acaso se te ocurre robarme, te corto los huevos.

But if you even think about stealing from me, I’ll cut your balls off.

— Voces Inocentes (2005)

¿No se te ocurre nadie?

Can't you think of anyone?

— Harry Potter y la piedra filosofal (2001)

Pero ¿cómo se te ocurre decirle eso?

But how could you even think of saying that to them?

— Volver (2006)

¿Cómo se te ocurre venir aquí sin avisar?

How could you show up here without warning me?

— Gángster Americano (2007)

Seguro que se te ocurre algo.

I'm sure you can think of something.

¿Tu amigo salta por los aires y sólo se te ocurre eso?

Your friend blows up, and that’s all you can think of?

— El salario del miedo (1953)

¿Y cómo se te ocurre qué decir?

And how do you come up with what to say?

— Picnic (1955)

¿No se te ocurre una respuesta?

Can't you think of an answer?

Cuatro años de carrera, ¿y sólo se te ocurre eso?

Four years of university, and that's all you can come up with?

— Río Místico (2003)

¿Cómo se te ocurre?

How could you even think of that?

— La Nuit américaine (1973)