yo jodo

I mess with, I bother, I annoy, I fuck, I screw

ˈx o d o → joder

jod to screw over, mess with, bother + o 1st-person singular present (indicative or subjunctive)

verb · 1st-person singular, present tense Rare #38,319

I mess with, I bother, I annoy Colloquial and often vulgar, depending on context.

SP: No jodo con mis amigos.

EN: I don't mess with my friends.

I fuck, I screw Vulgar when used with this meaning.

SP: Jodo con mi pareja.

EN: I have sex with my partner.

Conjugation of joder

Indicative present

	Singular	Plural
First	jodo	—
Third	jode	joden

Subjunctive present

	Singular	Plural
First	jodo	—
Third	jode	joden

Rob, no jodo con los talentos con los cuales quiero trabajar.

Rob, I don't mess around with the talent I want to work with.

— Control (2007)

Antes te jodo yo a ti.

I'll screw you over first.

— Ciudad de Dios (2002)

Te jodo a cada rato.

I bother you all the time.

— Familia (2023)

Las ve el capataz mañana y me la jodo.

If the foreman sees them tomorrow, I'm screwed.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

I’m not messing with you.

— Nueve reinas (2000)

Yo te jodo a ti y él me jode a mí.

I screw you over and he screws me over.

— El Maquinista (2004)

Yes, I'm messing around.

— La ola (2008)

Yo me doy cuenta cuando jodo.

I know when I’m messing around.

— El hijo de la novia (2001)

Sounds similar to

todo ˈt o d o modo ˈm o d o lodo ˈl o d o jode ˈx o d e joda ˈx o d a judo ˈx u d o