yo jodo

I fuck, I screw (up)

ˈx o d o → joder

jod to fuck + o 1st-person singular present (indicative or subjunctive)

verb · first singular · present indicative Rare #41,728

I fuck, I screw (up) Very vulgar/explicit; often used to insult or to say you’re messing something up.

SP: Si no me explicas bien, lo jodo todo.

EN: If you don’t explain it to me well, I’ll fuck everything up.

Conjugation of joder

Indicative present

	Singular	Plural
First	jodo	—
Third	jode	—

Subjunctive present

	Singular	Plural
First	jodo	—
Third	jode	—

Rob, no jodo con los talentos con los cuales quiero trabajar.

Rob, I don't mess around with the talent I want to work with.

— Control (2007)

Las ve el capataz mañana y me la jodo.

If the foreman sees them tomorrow, I'm screwed.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

Antes te jodo yo a ti.

I'll screw you over first.

— Ciudad de Dios (2002)

Yo te jodo a ti y él me jode a mí.

I screw you over and he screws me over.

— El maquinista (2004)

Yes, I'm messing around.

— La ola (2008)

Sounds similar to

todo ˈt o d o modo ˈm o d o lodo ˈl o d o jode ˈx o d e joda ˈx o d a