tu pisses

pees, pisses

p i s → pisser
piss to pee + es present indicative/subjunctive: you
verb · second singular · present indicative Rare #45,666
pees, pisses Vulgar and informal.
FR: Il pisses dans le jardin.
EN: He pees in the garden.
Conjugation of pisser
Indicative present
SingularPlural
First pisse
Second pisses
Third pisse
Subjunctive present
SingularPlural
First pisse
Second pisses
Third pisse

Tu pisses même pas droit.

You can't even piss straight.

— Do the Right Thing (1989)

Tu pisses dans un violon.

You're wasting your time.

Tu me pisses dessus!

You're pissing on me!

— Adieu ma concubine (1993)

Tu pisses le sang.

You're pissing blood.

— 28 Ans plus tard : Le Temple des morts (2026)

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