te va a dar

is going to give you

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is going to give you The subject is understood from context. Depending on what follows, it can also refer to something striking or affecting you, as in a shock or an illness.
SP: El médico te va a dar una receta.
EN: The doctor is going to give you a prescription.

Te va a dar frío.

You’re going to get cold.

— Familia (2023)

El que te va a dar boleta.

The one who’s going to give you a ticket.

— Argentina 1985 (2022)

El profesor te va a dar un consejo.

The teacher is going to give you some advice.

Si tocas ese cable, te va a dar un choque.

If you touch that wire, you'll get shocked.

María te va a dar otra oportunidad.

Maria is going to give you another chance.

En un minuto no te va a dar tanta risa.

You won't be laughing that much in a minute.

— “Cumbres Borrascosas” (2026)

El siguiente te va a dar a la cara.

The next one is going to hit you in the face.

— Marty Supremo (2025)

¡Cállate, cállate, que no te va a dar nada!

Shut up, shut up, nothing’s going to happen to you!

— Замри-умри-воскресни! (1990)

Cariño, te va a dar un infarto.

Honey, you're going to have a heart attack.

— Fresas salvajes (1957)

Si tocas el cable, te va a dar la corriente.

If you touch the cable, you'll get an electric shock.

Lo muerdes cuando sientes que te va a dar un tic.

You bite it when you feel you're about to get a tic.

— Incontrolable (I Swear) (2025)