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te jodes

you’re screwed

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phrase Uncommon #18,215
you’re screwed Vulgar and informal. It can also mean “serves you right.” In the phrase “que te jodan,” it means “fuck you.”
SP: Si no estudias, te jodes.
EN: If you don’t study, you’re screwed.

La Casa Real, ¿no te jodes?

The royal family—are you fucking kidding me?

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

No te jodes.

You're not screwed.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

Te jodes y me pagas.

You're screwed and you pay me.

— Uno de los nuestros (1990)

Sí, por lado del jamón, no te jodes.

Yeah, on the ham side—go figure.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

No te gustas te jodes, es lo que hay.

If you don't like yourself, tough luck—that's just how it is.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

Por tu cara bonita, no te jodes.

You don't get a pass just because you have a pretty face.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

No, nadando, no te jodes.

No, by swimming—what the hell do you think?

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

Tienes tres oportunidades más y luego te jodes.

You get three more chances and then you're screwed.

— Kajaki (2014)