te jodes

you get fucked

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phrase Uncommon #18,258

you get fucked Vulgar. In expressions like “no te jodes,” it can be used sarcastically to mean “you don’t say.”

SP: Si no estudias, te jodes.

EN: If you don’t study, you’re screwed.

No me rompas las pelotas, es tu sobrenombre y te jodes.

Quit busting my balls. It’s your nickname, so deal with it.

— Rudo y Cursi (2008)

Tienes tres oportunidades más y luego te jodes.

You get three more chances and then you're screwed.

— Kajaki (2014)

Te jodes, no, se joden ellos.

You're screwed—no, *they're* screwed.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

Sí, por lado del jamón, no te jodes.

Yeah, on the ham side—go figure.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

La Casa Real, ¿no te jodes?

The royal family—are you fucking kidding me?

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

Te jodes, por cabrón.

Serves you right, you bastard.

— Bajocero (2021)

Por tu cara bonita, no te jodes.

You don't get a pass just because you have a pretty face.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

No, nadando, no te jodes.

No, by swimming—what the hell do you think?

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

You're not screwed.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

Te jodes y me pagas.

You're screwed and you pay me.

— Buenos Muchachos (1990)