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tú cagas

mess up, screw up, shit, shit yourself

ˈk a ɡ a s → cagar
cag to shit, to take a dump + as you (informal) present-tense verb ending
verb · 2nd-person singular, present tense Rare #48,557
mess up, screw up Vulgar and informal; often used as la cagas.
SP: Siempre la cagas cuando tienes prisa.
EN: You always mess up when you're in a hurry.
shit, shit yourself Vulgar and informal.
SP: Te cagas encima si no llegas al baño a tiempo.
EN: You shit yourself if you don't get to the bathroom in time.
Conjugation of cagar
Indicative present
SingularPlural
First cago cagamos
Second cagas —
Third caga —
Subjunctive present
SingularPlural
First cago cagamos
Second cagas —
Third caga —

Te cagas encima, cierras los ojos y listo.

You shit yourself, close your eyes, and that's it.

— Perros de Reserva (1992)

Sin tus colegas, ¡te cagas vivo!

Without your colleagues, you're screwed!

— El odio (1995)

Si pones ésa la cagas.

If you put that one in, you'll screw up.

— Tesis (1996)

¡La cagas demasiado, hermano!

You screw up way too much, bro!

— Cidade dos Homens (2007)

¡Me cagas!

You piss me off!

— Nuevo Orden (2020)

Sounds similar to

casas ˈk a s a s pagas ˈp a ɡ a s caras ˈk a ɾ a s canas ˈk a n a s