who would have thought
Desearía que Tom nunca me lo hubiera dicho.
I wish Tom had never told me.
Quién lo hubiera dicho de Johann?
Who would have thought it of Johann?
— El submarino (Das Boot) (1981)
Si él me lo hubiera dicho no lo habría hecho.
If he had told me, I wouldn't have done it.
Estoy seguro de que Tom me lo hubiera dicho si hubiese sabido.
I'm sure Tom would have told me if he'd known.
I would never have said it.
Hubiera sido mejor que fueras tú quien me lo hubiera dicho.
It would have been better if you had told me yourself.
— Solaris (1972)
Si yo quisiera, te lo hubiera dicho.
If I wanted to, I would have told you.
— O Auto da Compadecida (2000)
Who would have thought it?