se te ocurra

occur to you

→ se
phrase Uncommon #9,733
occur to you Often used in expressions like lo que se te ocurra, meaning whatever you can think of. In ni se te ocurra, it means don't even think about it / don't you dare.
SP: Haz lo que se te ocurra.
EN: Do whatever you can think of.

O hasta que se te ocurra algo mejor.

Or until you come up with something better.

No se te ocurra entrar.

Don't even think about going in.

— Old Boy (2003)

Ni se te ocurra comerte mi chocolate.

Don't even think about eating my chocolate.

Ni se te ocurra vender nada por el camino.

Don't even think about selling anything along the way.

— Los pecadores (2025)

Espero que se te ocurra un plan mejor que este.

I hope you can come up with a better plan than this.

No se te ocurra vender el amuleto.

Don't even think about selling the amulet.

— Memories of Murder (Crónica de un asesino en serie) (2003)

Quizá se te ocurra al contarlo.

Maybe it will occur to you when you tell it.

Ni se te ocurra pedirme que te deje salir con mi hija.

Don't even think about asking me to let you date my daughter.

No se te ocurra decir nada, tonta.

Don't you dare say anything, you fool.

— Un asunto de familia (2018)

Pero no se te ocurra ir.

But don't even think about going.

— Una mujer fantástica (2017)

Ni se te ocurra acercarte.

Don't even think about coming near me.

Negro, no se te ocurra, jamás, ¡volver a decir algo contra mi madre!

Negro, don't you ever say anything against my mother again!

— Malcolm X (1992)

No se te ocurra nada.

Don't even think about it.

— Turno de noche (2026)

Cuando se te ocurra tirar, olvídalo.

When you think about throwing it away, forget about it.

— GOAT: Como cabras (2026)

No digas lo primero que se te ocurra.

Don’t say the first thing that comes to mind.

Simplemente di lo que se te ocurra.

Just say whatever comes to mind.

— Picnic (1955)

Lo que se te ocurra.

Whatever comes to mind.

— Zeta (2026)

No se te ocurra.

Don't even think about it.

Ni se te ocurra pedirme que te permita salir con mi hija.

Don’t even think about asking me to let you date my daughter.