le pippe

wanks, masturbations, incompetent people, losers, needless worries

ˈp i p . p e → pippa
pipp masturbation + e Feminine plural
noun · plural feminine Rare #44,408
wanks, masturbations Vulgar slang.
IT: Le pippe non risolvono i problemi.
EN: Wanking doesn’t solve problems.
incompetent people, losers Colloquial and insulting.
IT: In difesa sono delle pippe.
EN: They’re useless at defense.
needless worries, overthinking Often used in the phrase “pippe mentali.”
IT: Non farti pippe mentali per una sciocchezza.
EN: Don’t overthink something so trivial.

Michka e Bruno possono andare, per il resto sono delle pippe.

Michka and Bruno can go; the rest of them are useless.

— Il profeta (2009)

Da ragazzini ci facevamo pure le pippe tutti insieme.

As kids, we even used to jerk off together.

— Perfetti sconosciuti (2016)

Tutte queste pippe mentali io non me le faccio.

I don't do all this mental masturbation.

— Perfetti sconosciuti (2016)

Pippe col prosciutto, stronza.

Blowjobs with ham, bitch.

— I Swear (2025)