ich fresse

eat

→ fressen
fress eat (animals) + e 1st-person singular present; also subjunctive
verb · 1st-person singular / 3rd-person singular, present tense Rare #31,217
eat Usually used for animals; when used of people, it sounds crude or insulting.
GE: Ich fresse gerade mein Futter.
EN: I’m eating my food right now.
Conjugation of fressen
Indicative present
SingularPlural
First fresse fressen
Second frisst —
Third frisst fressen
Subjunctive present
SingularPlural
First fresse fressen
Third fresse fressen

Ich fresse einen Besen, wenn Tom das tut.

I'll eat my hat if Tom does that.

Fresse!

Shut up!

— Diva (1981)

Wenn Tom das tut, fresse ich einen Besen.

If Tom does that, I’ll eat my hat.

Ich fresse dich auf.

I'm going to devour you.

— Shoplifters - Familienbande (2018)

Fresse jetzt!

Eat now!

— Fack ju Göhte (2013)

Ich fresse einen Besen, wenn mein Kandidat die Wahl nicht gewinnt.

I'll eat my hat if my candidate doesn't win the election.

Glaubst du, ich fresse dich?

Do you think I'll eat you?

— Bin-Jip - Leere Häuser (2004)

Fresse, lass mich das machen.

Shut up, let me do it.

— Fack ju Göhte (2013)