eu caguei

I pooped, I don’t care

k ɐ ɡ ɐ j → cagar

cag defecate; shit + uei 1st-person singular past

verb · first singular · past indicative Rare #36,245

I pooped Vulgar slang (literally “I shat”).

PO: Desculpa, caguei e entupi o vaso.

EN: Sorry, I pooped and clogged the toilet.

I don’t care Vulgar slang, often used with “pra/para” (e.g., “caguei pra isso”).

PO: Ele reclamou, mas eu caguei pra isso.

EN: He complained, but I don’t care about that.

Conjugation of cagar

Indicative past

	Singular	Plural
First	caguei	—
Third	cagou	—

I don't care, my problem is the car.

— O Ódio (1995)

I don’t give a shit about God!

— O Ódio (1995)

I think I shat myself.

— Pecadores (2025)

I don't give a damn about his name.

— Bacurau (2019)

I don't give a damn about the others!

— O Ódio (1995)

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