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no me jodas

don't fuck with me

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phrase Rare #26,346
don't fuck with me Very vulgar and informal. Can also be used to express disbelief or annoyance, like "come on" or "no way."
SP: No me jodas, eso no puede ser verdad.
EN: Come on, that can't be true.

Venga, no me jodas.

Come on, don't fuck with me.

— Zeta (2026)

No me jodas.

Don't mess with me.

— Uno de los nuestros (1990)

No me jodas con el informe.

Don't mess with me about the report.

— El botín (2026)

Pero no me jodas, que te la has dejado por ahí.

You've got to be kidding me—you left it behind somewhere.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

No me jodas, Santa.

Don't fuck with me, Santa.

— Los lunes al sol (2002)

Shiva, no me jodas, ¿quién es?

Shiva, you've got to be kidding me, who is she?

— Un simple accidente (2025)

No me jodas ahora.

Don’t mess with me now.

Vamos, no me jodas.

Come on, don't mess with me.

— Crudo (2017)

Acabo de tener un hijo no me jodas.

I just had a kid—you've got to be kidding me.

— También la lluvia (2011)

No me jodas, Nick.

Don't fuck with me, Nick.

— Mike y Nick y Nick y Alice (2026)