me surpreenderia

would surprise me

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phrase Rare #37,305
would surprise me Used to express that something would be surprising to the speaker. It often appears in the pattern “não me surpreenderia se...” meaning “I wouldn’t be surprised if...”.
PO: Não me surpreenderia se ela chegasse atrasada.
EN: I wouldn’t be surprised if she arrived late.

Não me surpreenderia descobrir que somos meios-irmãos.

I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that we’re half-siblings.

— Lazzaro Felice (2018)

Nenhuma das duas hipóteses me surpreenderia.

Neither hypothesis would surprise me.

— Clube da Luta (1999)

Não me surpreenderia se Tom não chegasse.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Tom didn’t show up.

Mas o destino me surpreenderia.

But fate would surprise me.

— Barfi! (2012)

Me surpreenderia se o Tom e a Mary não fizessem isso.

I’d be surprised if Tom and Mary didn’t do that.