tú jodas

mess with, bother

→ joder

jod to screw over, mess with, bother + as subjunctive tú form

verb · 2nd-person singular informal Rare #38,117

mess with, bother Vulgar and colloquial; in “no jodas,” it can also express disbelief, like “you’ve got to be kidding.”

SP: No jodas a tu hermana.

EN: Don’t mess with your sister.

Conjugation of joder

Subjunctive

	Singular	Plural
Second	jodas	—

But don't screw it up again.

— Ciudad de Dios (2002)

No way!

— Tesis (1996)

¡No me jodas, Fermín!

You’ve got to be kidding me, Fermín!

— El guardián invisible (2017)

¡No jodas, Montes!

No way, Montes!

— El guardián invisible (2017)

¡No me jodas, Gorria!

You’ve got to be kidding me, Gorria!

— El guardián invisible (2017)

Don't mess with me!

You’ve got to be kidding me!

— Buenos Muchachos (1990)

Don't screw it up!

— El Club de la Pelea (1999)