no cuentes conmigo

don't count on me

→ no
phrase Rare #34,915
don't count on me Used to say you will not help, participate, or be available for something.
SP: Si quieres organizar la fiesta, no cuentes conmigo.
EN: If you want to organize the party, don't count on me.

No cuentes conmigo.

Don't count on me.

— La escafandra y la mariposa (2007)

No cuentes conmigo, Me vuelvo al hotel.

Don't count on me. I'm going back to the hotel.

— Sólo se vive una vez (2011)

Estoy muy ocupada, así que no cuentes conmigo.

I'm very busy, so don't count on me.

No cuentes conmigo para entregar a Lunga.

Don't count on me to turn Lunga in.

— Bacurau (2019)

Ya he tenido bastante, no cuentes conmigo.

I've had enough, don't count on me.

— Такси-блюз (1990)