я засажу

I will plant, I will put (someone) in jail

z ə s ɐ ʐ u → засадить

за begin, complete, or move into/behind + саж plant; seat + у 1st person singular future

verb · first singular · future indicative Rare #34,834

I will plant Usually about planting something (often trees, plants) into the ground.

RU: Весной я засажу сад яблонями.

EN: In the spring I will plant apple trees in the garden.

I will put (someone) in jail Colloquial; often used as a threat meaning “to get someone imprisoned.”

RU: Если ты снова украдёшь, я тебя засажу.

EN: If you steal again, I’ll put you in jail.

Conjugation of засадить

Indicative future

	Singular	Plural
First	засажу	—

Hanin, I’ll fuck her.

— Мой друг Иван Лапшин (1985)

I'll plant him.

— Следствие по делу гражданина вне всяких подозрений (1970)

I'll stab you in the back!

— Карандиру (2003)

I'll put you in jail.

— Анора (2024)

I'll fuck her.

— Мой друг Иван Лапшин (1985)

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