j'hallucine

I can't believe it

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phrase Rare #36,913
I can't believe it Informal expression of surprise or disbelief; literally, “I'm hallucinating.”
FR: J'hallucine, tu as déjà fini ?
EN: I can't believe it—you've already finished?

Putain, j'hallucine !

Fuck, I can't believe it!

— 28 Ans plus tard : Le Temple des morts (2026)

Non mais j'hallucine.

No way, I can’t believe this.

— Grave (2017)

J'ignore ce qui se passe, mais j'hallucine.

I don't know what's going on, but I'm stunned.

— Idiocracy (2006)

J'hallucine, mon colonel.

I must be seeing things, Colonel.

— Les Aventures de Bill et Ted (1991)

J'hallucine que tu dises ça.

I can’t believe you’re saying that.

— Elephant (2003)

J'hallucine ?

Am I hallucinating?

— Le Loup de Wall Street (2013)

J'hallucine !

I can't believe it!

— Demain tout commence (2016)

J'hallucine.

I'm hallucinating.

— Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

J'hallucine, putain.

I fucking can't believe it.

— Grave (2017)