No me vengas con

don't give me...

→ no
phrase Rare #51,734
don't give me... A dismissive, confrontational way to reject an excuse, explanation, or suggestion; usually followed by the thing being rejected.
SP: No me vengas con excusas.
EN: Don't give me excuses.

¡No me vengas con esas!

Don't give me that!

— Marty Supremo (2025)

¡No me vengas con tu maldito test!

Don't give me that damn test!

— Das Experiment (2001)

¡No me vengas con cuentos chinos!

Don't give me that nonsense!

¡No me vengas con cuentos!

Don’t give me that nonsense!

— Solaris (1972)