no te jode

you don't say!

→ no

phrase Rare #48,835

you don't say! A vulgar, sarcastic expression used to show surprise, disbelief, or that something is obvious; often translated as “no kidding!” or “of course!” depending on context.

SP: —¿Está lloviendo otra vez? —No te jode.

EN: —Is it raining again? —You don't say.