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phrase Rare #45,182
there you have Often used ironically to point out an unexpected or disappointing result; in that context, it can mean “so much for.”
RU: Он обещал помочь, а сам уехал. Вот вам и помощь!
EN: He promised to help, then left. So much for help!

Вот вам и дети!

So much for your children!

— Хористы (2004)

Вот вам и милиция!

Some police force!

— До свидания, дети (1987)

Вот вам и выход!

Well, there you have your way out!

— T-34 (2018)

Вот вам и дружок.

Some friend he turned out to be.

— Dead Man's Bluff (2005)