m'étonnerait

I doubt it

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I doubt it Often used as a short reply meaning you think something is unlikely. Literal sense: 'it would surprise me.'
FR: Tu viendras demain ? — Ça m'étonnerait.
EN: Will you come tomorrow? — I doubt it.

Le contraire m'étonnerait.

I’d be surprised if it were otherwise.

— Le Guépard (1963)

Cela m'étonnerait.

I would be surprised.

Ca m'étonnerait, dégage!

As if—get lost!

— Taxi (1998)

M'étonnerait.

I would be surprised.

Ca m'étonnerait?

I'd be surprised.

— Chicago (2002)